Monday, September 22, 2008

Quote Book

After trying on several different pairs of pants, Allison decides she wants to break out into song...
(To the tune of "Deep and Wide")

"Fat and wide, fat and wide
There's a baby growing deep inside.
Fat and wide, fat and wide
My butt is growing fat and wide."

(Applause)

When are the next America Idol try-outs? I think we have a serious contender here.

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